Title: Dirty Laundry, and the Airing Thereof
Pairing: James/Remus/Sirius (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: Threesomes, wanking, voyeurism, dirty talk, and boyfumbling.
Summary: In which we discover there are three sides to every story. Except for when there are four. Except for when there are five.
A/N: For midnitemaraud_r, and merry_smutmas 2007. Hugs and kisses to themostepotente and wook77, for everything.

( dirty laundry, and the airing thereof )

Title: Wedding, Interrupted
Pairing: Jack/Elizabeth/Will
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: This is utter filth. Yea verily, and amen. Also, no semblance of plot, whatsoever. Spoilers for DMC.
A/N: This is wholly and completely the fault of lizardspots, for throwing effing hot pirate!arts around.

( wedding, interrupted )

Title: Total Eclipse of the Heart (the bangers and mash Hufflepuff remix)
Pairing: Zacharias Smith/OFC, Zacharias Smith/Tom Riddle/OFC, Snape/James, implied Snape/McGonagall, implied Snape/Regulus, and implied James/Sirius. Also includes a cameo by Trelawney, Stubby Boardman references, and gratuitous house-elf nudity.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Post-HBP: What happens when a nameless Hufflepuff in the back row gets a crush on Deliria Venusdottir, the new transfer student? Will they fall down the stairs with a Time-Turner, go back to the 1940s, teach Tom Riddle all about the power he knows not, and save the world? And what about The Vampire Sanguini? Meanwhile, Dumbledore is reincarnated as the child of Snape and McGonagall!
A/N: Rated NC-17 for non-standard use of orifices. P.S. AU, OOC, UST, BDSM, MWPP, MPREG!!! Written on 3 a.m on a energy drink sugar high. Better than it sounds!
A/N V.2.0: I blame the fandom. And mctabby. Also happiestwhen, because she went to bed instead of stopping me like she clearly should have.

[Obligatory Song Download]

( total eclipse of the heart (the bangers and mash hufflepuff remix) )

*slinks away slowly*

Title: Long Shot
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A fool and his money are soon parted.
Warnings: Voyeurism
Notes: Written for the triofqf, here. Thanks to petulantgod and happiestwhen for the beta.

( long shot )

Title: Every Drop of Water
Author: xylodemon
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron
Genre: Romance
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: She studies too much, she doesn't always remember to eat, and she's tired all the time from not getting enough sleep.
A/N: Written for the erotic_elves Fantasy Fest. Thanks to darkasphodel, happiestwhen and thysanotus for everything.

( every drop of water )

Right. So I finally got off my arse and wrote tarie something for her birthday that is not angsty, melodramatic, war-related Harry/Draco songfic.

So. Happy Birthday, tarie!

( and then there were three | harry/ron/hermione | pg | 413 words )

Title: The Ways and Means of Retribution
Pairing: James/Snape/Sirius, implied James/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Dub-con
Summary: Caught in the act, James and Sirius persuade Snape to keep his mouth shut.
A/N: Written for reversathon, and originally posted here.

( The Ways and Means of Retribution )

Title: The Man Who Would Be King
Pairing: James/Remus/Sirius, and permutations
Rating: NC-17
Summary: How it happened, from beginning to end, as told by the man who started it.
A/N: Written for reversathon, and originally posted here.

( The Man Who Would Be King )

Title:Tapestry of Want
Authors: thysanotus and xylodemon
Pairing: Harry/Viktor/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1894
A/N: thysanotus and I wrote this together in the comments of my journal. I demanded Harry/Viktor comment!porn, but she only gave me two paragraphs, which was a clear invitation for a tig.

( tapestry of want )

Title: Full Circle
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Draco (and permutations), Harry/Ron/Draco/Hermione, implied Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4140
Warnings: Threesome. Foursome. Voyuerism. General shady behavior.
A/N: Much love to thysanotus, happiestwhen and darkasphodel. Also, apologies to darkasphodel for the Ron/Draco.

( full circle )

J

Title: Time Is What You Make It
Pairing: Sirius/Harry/Regulus
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: I've trotted out Ye Olde Time-Turner, and Ye Most Convenient Room of Requirement. And I'm not the least bit ashamed of myself.
A/N: For judas_iscariot, with love. Much thanks to darkasphodel for the once over.

( Completely Gratuitious Porn )

J

( untitled | harry/ron/hermione | nc-17 | 582 words )

J

For tanizard, with love.

Title: Mine and Yours
Pairing: Remus/Sirius/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1,310
Notes: Currently unbetaed, as I wrote it on a whim

Originally posted as comment!smut here

Otherwise, ( Mine and Yours )

J

I promised tanizard a ficlet, a ficlet of a particular pairing, so without further ado, I will shut up and post it.

Title: The Whole Shack Shimmied
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, with a side of greasy, big-nosed git.
Rating: NC-17
Words: 714
Warnings: the side of greasy, big-nosed git.

( the whole shack shimmied )

Good intentions. Road to Hell. You know the story.

*hides*

J

Ok, really.

Between pornish_pixies coughing up more Mauraders!smut and my discovery of mpp_ot3 and girlsigh spamming me with glockgal's visual aides, I have nothing left to give.

Well, except this.

( one plus two plus one | harry/draco/remus/sirius | nc-17 | 465 words )

J

[1]The title, of course, is for girlsigh.

Title: The Both of Them
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
A/N: Originally comment!smut, for carbonise. I'm currently out of my mind, and under the influence of dental anaesthesia.

( the both of them )

Title: Two by Four
Pairing: Harry/Draco/Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Foursome
A/N: I got nothing.

( two by four )

Title: Real
Pairing: Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
A/N: Only because I said I never would. I blame girlsigh.

( real )

*is wondering where my Harry/Draco where Hermione wanders in fic is*

J