Title: With No Spine Intact
Pairing: James/Sirius, Regulus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, implied James/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3,600
Warnings: Incest and unhappiness.
Summary: In which the kids are all fucked up.
A/N: For cmere, and hp_springsmut 2008. Originally posted here.

( With No Spine Intact )

Title: Scenes From a Broom Cupboard
Pairing(s): James/Lily, Snape/Lily, implied James/Sirius, implied Remus/Snape
Rating: R
Words: 2,500
Warnings: Angst, infidelity, and somewhat graphic het.
Summary: In which five people are in four relationships, and nothing is quite the way it should be.
A/N: Written for lesyeuxverts00, and wizard_love 2008. Originally posted here.

( scenes from a broom cupboard )

Title: Necessary Supplies
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4,300
Summary: In which James Potter is a menace, there is a problem with the plan, and a misunderstanding results in awkwardness and boyfumbling.
A/N: Written for kasche, and hpvalensmut 2008. Originally posted here. Thanks to midnitemaraud_r for making this not suck at the eleventh hour.

( Necessary Supplies )

Oh, hey! More Bandom fic.

Title: An Illustrated Guide
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~9,700
Disclaimer: Totally false. Stop googling yourselves!
Summary: In which Frank has had a ridiculous day, and Gerard would really like to get Frank alone and on a bed.
A/N: Hotel porn, set during the Summer of Like. Many thanks to stephanometra and wildestranger for looking this over. I'm not entirely sure where this came from. It's the dirtiest thing I've written in a long, long time, but I'm totally okay with that. I was due for something shamelessly filthy.

This is the sequel to Pictures of Me and You I never intended to write.

( an illustrated guide )

Yeah, um. I needed to step away from Harry Potter today, so I wrote Bandom fic.

Bandom.

Title: Pictures of Me and You
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: R
Words: ~2,300
Disclaimer: Stop googling yourselves!
Summary: In which Frank is tired, and Gerard is subtle like an anvil.
A/N: Obligatory bus porn, set during the Summer of Like. Many thanks to stephanometra, who looked this over at a really unreasonable hour.

For wildestranger. This was supposed to be comment!fic, but it spiraled wildly out of control.

( pictures of me and you )

Title: The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 3,000
Summary: In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
A/N: For sleeper6, and rs_small_gifts 2007. Thanks to both wook77 and midnitemaraud_r.

( the problem with eggnog, uncommon thoughts, and sharing a bed with sirius black )

Title: A Few Conversations, Which are Mostly Related to Christmas
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG
Words: ~ 4,900
Summary: In which there is cocoa, conversation, and more Christmas cheer than Crowley thinks is strictly necessary.
A/N: For prestissima and go_exchange 2007.

( a few conversations, which are mostly related to christmas )

Title: Dirty Laundry, and the Airing Thereof
Pairing: James/Remus/Sirius (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: Threesomes, wanking, voyeurism, dirty talk, and boyfumbling.
Summary: In which we discover there are three sides to every story. Except for when there are four. Except for when there are five.
A/N: For midnitemaraud_r, and merry_smutmas 2007. Hugs and kisses to themostepotente and wook77, for everything.

( dirty laundry, and the airing thereof )

Written in the wee hours of the morning, because sazzlette was bored. Originally posted as commentspam in her journal.

( the cupboard's to blame | james/sirius | pg-13 | 534 words )

Now, I am bored.

I foresee memes in your future. Or rambling crackmeta on the torrid affair I want to believe James carried on with Regulus Black.

Title: The Next 48 Hours
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing: Hawkeye/Trapper
Rating: R
Words: ~7,500
Summary: A story about two guys just trying to make it through the next two days.
A/N: This story has been brought to you by gmth and peppery_lime, both of whom are made of awesome and win.

( the next 48 hours )

Title: In the Shade of Sunlight
Pairing: Ron/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: ~2,600
Warnings: Angst. Abuse of parentheses. Ron is underage.
Summary: There wasn't a trial before, and why should this be any different?
A/N: This is mostly nimori's fault. This didn't go quite the way I expected, but it finally did go. Also, I'm tired of looking at it. Thanks to happiestwhen, who as per usual, weathered my whinging with quiet dignity and grace.

( in the shade of sunlight )

Title: Deliverance
Fandom: Boondock Saints
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: R
Words: ~3,900
Summary: They believed, once.
A/N: Enabled by numerous suspects, including but not limited to thysanotus. Thanks to incognito, littlearsonist, and stephanometra, all of whom looked this over at various points, and to the one and only happiestwhen, for having the patience of -- well, a saint.

( deliverance )

Title: Once More With Feeling
Pairings: A little Aziraphale/Crowley. Also Newt/Anathema and implied Adam/Pepper.
Guest Appearances: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Ginny Weasley. Vague illusions to Lucius Malfoy and Minerva McGonagall.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: History has a funny way of repeating itself. A really, really funny way of repeating itself.
A/N: Written for bentley, at go_exchange. You could say this is a crossover. You could, but that would be name-calling.

( once more with feeling, part one )

Title: Office Space
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~22,500
Summary: It's all in a day's work.
A/N: A gift for tarie, at merry_smutmas 2006.

( office space )

Title: A Night in the Life of James Potter
Pairing: James/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which, James should have stayed in bed.
A/N: Written for reversathon, in which I had the best name ever -- dildora_poke. Many thanks to themostepotente for a lightning-fast beta.

( A Night in the Life of James Potter )