Title: Anatomy of a Prank
Characters: James, Peter, Remus, Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~28,000
Summary: Step by step instructions in the fine art of pranking, for those wishing to emulate the incomparable Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
A/N: In which the masters show you how it is done, and also there is comentary from the Slytherin peanut gallery. Many thanks to themostepotente for the beta, and to furiosity and midnitemaraud_r, both of whom read the first section of this, then promptly demanded I finish it at all costs. I believe Lisa may have threatened me with violence.

( anatomy of a prank )

Title: 41 Random Facts About James Potter
Character: James
Rating: PG
Words: ~2,200
Summary: A few things James thinks you ought to know.
A/N: I realise 41 is an odd number, but that's precisely the number of things James was willing to talk about.

For snegurochka_lee, because her James and my James should get together for a cup of tea.

( 41 random facts about james potter )

Title: 25 Random Facts About Regulus Black
Character: Regulus
Rating: PG
Words: ~1,600
A/N: All apologies. I don't know where this came from, but it was high time I wrote something.

( 25 random facts about regulus black )

Title: The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black (the last of the family line remix)
Character: Regulus
Rating: R
Words: ~11,000
Summary: A story about decisions and consequences, and perhaps the meaning of honour.
A/N: This is a canon-compliant remix of The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, which was originally written after the release of HBP. Thanks to kenboy, stephanometra, and wook77. Particularly to Ken, for convincing me that a story about Regulus couldn't be too long.

( this story contains dh spoilers. it also contains regulus, and you can't go wrong with that )

Title: From the Desk of James F. Potter
Characters: James, Sirius
Rating: PG
Words: ~650
A/N: Completely and utterly the fault of florahart, who who wanted fic of this persuasion.

This story was remixed by lindsey_grrl for remix_redux 2007.

In lieu of substance, I've included a rather large image. Did I mention it's large? If you have dial-up, be prepared to go make a cup of tea while it loads.

( the resume of one james f. potter (currently a broom salesman), with commentary and helpful suggestions from one sirius black (part-time loafer and full-time knob), and no, i'm not telling you what the f stands for )

Title: Should Old Acquaintance be Forgot
Character: Crowley
Rating: PG
Summary: In which Crowley starts over. Again. And again. And again.
A/N: Thanks to stephanometra for the beta. Crowley's New Year's resolutions taken from this Neil and Terry snippet on the Harper-Collins website. Title from Auld Lang Syne, with all apologies to Robert Burns.

A gift for linnpuzzle, sanomi, vulgarweed, and waxbean
who hosted the most spectacular go_exchange
(and allowed me to weasel my way in at the last minute.)

( should old acquaintance be forgot )

Title: Wednesday's Child
Characters: Shadow
Rating: PG
Words: ~7,100
Summary: In which, Shadow buys a car, drives to California, meets a pirate, and has too much to drink -- approximately in that order.
A/N: Vague references to the short story Monarch of the Glen, but no actual spoilers. All apologies.

( wednesday's child )

ETA: ♥!!! to karaz for the birthday balloons!

Title: Silent Night
Character: Minerva McGonagall
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1,500
Summary: The rain won't stop, and they haven't seen Potter in seventeen days
A/N: Written for hp_lovebirds. Many thanks to kenboy for performing a last-minute beta at ludicrous!speed, and for his enduring patience in the face of my complete and utter panic attack.

( silent night )

Title: Left Behind
Character: Neville
Rating: PG
Words: ~4,500
Summary: In which, for the students returning to Hogwarts, life goes on.
A/N: In this episode: dead mandrakes, cold sandwiches, a distraction not quite of epic proportions, and in Dean's opinion, it all comes back to Quidditch somehow.

september
october


( left behind :: november )

Title: Left Behind
Character: Neville
Rating: PG
Words: ~ 3700
Summary: In which, for the students returning to Hogwarts, life goes on.
A/N: This month: prefect rounds, Quidditch trials, a DADA professor, and what may or may not have happened to Sirius Black, as told by Luna Lovegood. Thanks to happiestwhen and maidenform.

september

( left behind :: october )

Title: Left Behind
Character: Neville
Rating: PG
Words: ~4100
Summary: In which, for the students returning to Hogwarts, life goes on.
A/N: In this episode: parting speeches, a train ride, a Sorting song, and an unexpected rise to power. Thanks to the usual suspects!

This will be in ten parts, one for each month of Neville's seventh year. This is gen, and I'm fairly certain it will remain so.

( left behind :: september )

Title: Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition
Rating: PG
A/N: I blame the Non-Fiction Challenge at omniocular. This is pretty much my take on the Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes Quarterly. Crack inside. Crack. Enabled by happiestwhen.

This post contains images. The images are small, but numerous. If you have dial-up, you might as well make a cup of tea while it loads.

( weasleys wizard wheezes: the spring 2006 edition )

Title: Confidence Men
Characters: Wednesday, Loki (gen)
Rating: PG
Summary: Life, liberty, and the art of the two-man con
A/N: Thanks to girlsigh for the beta, and to happiestwhen for letting me wibble.

( confidence men )

Title: A Marauder's Map
Pairing: Sirius gen, with a pinch of Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG
Summary: Seven memories found in Sirius Black's pensieve, one for each of his years at Hogwarts.
A/N: Written in response to Challenge #19. Thanks to the people who looked this over for me; darkasphodel, happiestwhen, and themostepotente, and to petulantgod, for helping me beat it into sumbission.

( a marauder's map )

Written at about 4AM this morning, because villainny required entertainment while organising lower_tadfield's memories.

( ducks | aziraphale, crowley | g | 424 words )

Title: The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black
Character: Regulus Black
Rating: R
Warnings: Angst
Summary: Regulus comes to terms with his brother, his family, his Lord, and himself.
A/N: Spoilers for HBP. Kreacher's appearance is due to marksykins who put the (very good) idea in my head. Thanks to darkasphodel and happiestwhen for betas, encouragment and general hand-holding.

( the fall of the noble and most ancient house of black )

Title: Six Lies Remus Lupin Never Told
Pairing: implied Remus/Sirius and Remus/Lily
Rating: PG-13
Summary: In which Remus is the fairest liar of them all.
A/N: Thanks to thysantous for the once-over.

For musesfool, on the occasion of her birthday.

( six lies remus lupin never told )

Title: Boys Don't Cry
Character: Harry
Rating: PG
Words: ~1,900
Summary: Harry talks to Sirius one last time
A/N: For circe_tigana, because every time she opens her mouth a bunny falls out of it. Usually into my lap. Originally posted here, in response to this. Vaguely beta'ed.

( boys don't cry )

Twenty questions possibly to follow.