I'm a terrible person.

I didn't mean to go AWOL, but. RL's been kind of hectic lately, and I've been working a lot to avoid it. I've tried to fic a little in my downtime, but I'm in one of those funks right now where I hate everything I write with a seething, white hot passion. Sigh. This too shall pass.

Anyway, have a HP fic I wrote back in April and completely forgot about.

Title: Radioactive (the road to hell & good intentions remix)
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating: PG
Words: ~4,400
Summary: In which James means well, but his grand plan loses something in the execution.
A/N: Written for remixredux08; this is an author's rendition of Radioactive by ineffabili_tea. Originally posted here.

( radioactive (the road to hell & good intentions remix) )

Title: With No Spine Intact
Pairing: James/Sirius, Regulus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, implied James/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3,600
Warnings: Incest and unhappiness.
Summary: In which the kids are all fucked up.
A/N: For cmere, and hp_springsmut 2008. Originally posted here.

( With No Spine Intact )

Title: Scenes From a Broom Cupboard
Pairing(s): James/Lily, Snape/Lily, implied James/Sirius, implied Remus/Snape
Rating: R
Words: 2,500
Warnings: Angst, infidelity, and somewhat graphic het.
Summary: In which five people are in four relationships, and nothing is quite the way it should be.
A/N: Written for lesyeuxverts00, and wizard_love 2008. Originally posted here.

( scenes from a broom cupboard )

Title: Necessary Supplies
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4,300
Summary: In which James Potter is a menace, there is a problem with the plan, and a misunderstanding results in awkwardness and boyfumbling.
A/N: Written for kasche, and hpvalensmut 2008. Originally posted here. Thanks to midnitemaraud_r for making this not suck at the eleventh hour.

( Necessary Supplies )

Title: The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 3,000
Summary: In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
A/N: For sleeper6, and rs_small_gifts 2007. Thanks to both wook77 and midnitemaraud_r.

( the problem with eggnog, uncommon thoughts, and sharing a bed with sirius black )

Title: A Few Conversations, Which are Mostly Related to Christmas
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG
Words: ~ 4,900
Summary: In which there is cocoa, conversation, and more Christmas cheer than Crowley thinks is strictly necessary.
A/N: For prestissima and go_exchange 2007.

( a few conversations, which are mostly related to christmas )

Title: Things We Lost (and Found) in the War
Pairing: Severus/Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Words: 6,700
Summary: Two people, two wars, and a few of the things they learned along the way.
A/N: For cjmarlowe and smutty_claus 2007. Originally posted here.

( Things We Lost (and Found) in the War )

Title: Dirty Laundry, and the Airing Thereof
Pairing: James/Remus/Sirius (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: Threesomes, wanking, voyeurism, dirty talk, and boyfumbling.
Summary: In which we discover there are three sides to every story. Except for when there are four. Except for when there are five.
A/N: For midnitemaraud_r, and merry_smutmas 2007. Hugs and kisses to themostepotente and wook77, for everything.

( dirty laundry, and the airing thereof )

Title: Together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix)
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: R
Summary: Ginny decides Harry isn't going to get away that easily.
Notes: Written for remix_redux, this is an author's rendition of Together, by krabapple. Originally posted here. Thanks to yamapea and pixystick for the beta.

( together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix) )

Title: Once More With Feeling
Pairings: A little Aziraphale/Crowley. Also Newt/Anathema and implied Adam/Pepper.
Guest Appearances: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, and Ginny Weasley. Vague illusions to Lucius Malfoy and Minerva McGonagall.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: History has a funny way of repeating itself. A really, really funny way of repeating itself.
A/N: Written for bentley, at go_exchange. You could say this is a crossover. You could, but that would be name-calling.

( once more with feeling, part one )

Title: Office Space
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~22,500
Summary: It's all in a day's work.
A/N: A gift for tarie, at merry_smutmas 2006.

( office space )

Title: Silent Night
Character: Minerva McGonagall
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~1,500
Summary: The rain won't stop, and they haven't seen Potter in seventeen days
A/N: Written for hp_lovebirds. Many thanks to kenboy for performing a last-minute beta at ludicrous!speed, and for his enduring patience in the face of my complete and utter panic attack.

( silent night )

Title: A Night in the Life of James Potter
Pairing: James/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Summary: In which, James should have stayed in bed.
A/N: Written for reversathon, in which I had the best name ever -- dildora_poke. Many thanks to themostepotente for a lightning-fast beta.

( A Night in the Life of James Potter )

Title: Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes: The Spring 2006 Edition
Rating: PG
A/N: I blame the Non-Fiction Challenge at omniocular. This is pretty much my take on the Weasleys Wizarding Wheezes Quarterly. Crack inside. Crack. Enabled by happiestwhen.

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( weasleys wizard wheezes: the spring 2006 edition )

Title: 7 Loves/7 Lives (i called you brother 7 times)
Pairing: Regulus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Incest. At one point, the boys are underage. Also, mind the dead body in the first section. Not that it does much, but you know. Dead body.
Summary: This is a thing that never should have started.
A/N: Written for 7spells, for which I chose Regulus/Sirius, and Prompt Set Two. This was meant to be seven different ficlets, but that didn't work out so well. Instead, I bring you one fic with a section for each prompt. Many thanks to happiestwhen.

( 7 loves/7 lives )

Title: An Introductory Course on Inter-House Relations
Pairing: Blaise/Draco, Blaise/Neville
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Blaise doesn't think there's anything wrong with not wanting to get involved.
A/N: hp_springsmut fic for wildestranger. Many thanks to thysanotus, who looked this over when she had better things to do, and to happiestwhen, who wouldn't let me be afraid of Neville.

( an introductory course on inter-house relations )