Here, have a Bandom ficlet, courtesy of the AU Meme I just posted:

drusilla27 asked for a Brothel AU with Bob as the Madame, and my brain immediately went to the Wild, Wild West.

the best little whorehouse in arizona
Bob/Frank, Gerard/Ray, Mikey/Pete, Patrick/Pete
~1,700 words, PG-13, and totally chatfic

In which Bob owns the place, Pete is a rich kid from the big city, and Ray is what passes for the law in town.

( the best little whorehouse in arizona )

Oh, hey! More Bandom fic.

Title: An Illustrated Guide
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~9,700
Disclaimer: Totally false. Stop googling yourselves!
Summary: In which Frank has had a ridiculous day, and Gerard would really like to get Frank alone and on a bed.
A/N: Hotel porn, set during the Summer of Like. Many thanks to stephanometra and wildestranger for looking this over. I'm not entirely sure where this came from. It's the dirtiest thing I've written in a long, long time, but I'm totally okay with that. I was due for something shamelessly filthy.

This is the sequel to Pictures of Me and You I never intended to write.

( an illustrated guide )

Yeah, um. I needed to step away from Harry Potter today, so I wrote Bandom fic.

Bandom.

Title: Pictures of Me and You
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: R
Words: ~2,300
Disclaimer: Stop googling yourselves!
Summary: In which Frank is tired, and Gerard is subtle like an anvil.
A/N: Obligatory bus porn, set during the Summer of Like. Many thanks to stephanometra, who looked this over at a really unreasonable hour.

For wildestranger. This was supposed to be comment!fic, but it spiraled wildly out of control.

( pictures of me and you )