Title: Anatomy of a Prank
Characters: James, Peter, Remus, Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~28,000
Summary: Step by step instructions in the fine art of pranking, for those wishing to emulate the incomparable Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
A/N: In which the masters show you how it is done, and also there is comentary from the Slytherin peanut gallery. Many thanks to themostepotente for the beta, and to furiosity and midnitemaraud_r, both of whom read the first section of this, then promptly demanded I finish it at all costs. I believe Lisa may have threatened me with violence.

( anatomy of a prank )

I'm a terrible person.

I didn't mean to go AWOL, but. RL's been kind of hectic lately, and I've been working a lot to avoid it. I've tried to fic a little in my downtime, but I'm in one of those funks right now where I hate everything I write with a seething, white hot passion. Sigh. This too shall pass.

Anyway, have a HP fic I wrote back in April and completely forgot about.

Title: Radioactive (the road to hell & good intentions remix)
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating: PG
Words: ~4,400
Summary: In which James means well, but his grand plan loses something in the execution.
A/N: Written for remixredux08; this is an author's rendition of Radioactive by ineffabili_tea. Originally posted here.

( radioactive (the road to hell & good intentions remix) )

Title: With No Spine Intact
Pairing: James/Sirius, Regulus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius, implied James/Lily
Rating: NC-17
Words: 3,600
Warnings: Incest and unhappiness.
Summary: In which the kids are all fucked up.
A/N: For cmere, and hp_springsmut 2008. Originally posted here.

( With No Spine Intact )

Title: Scenes From a Broom Cupboard
Pairing(s): James/Lily, Snape/Lily, implied James/Sirius, implied Remus/Snape
Rating: R
Words: 2,500
Warnings: Angst, infidelity, and somewhat graphic het.
Summary: In which five people are in four relationships, and nothing is quite the way it should be.
A/N: Written for lesyeuxverts00, and wizard_love 2008. Originally posted here.

( scenes from a broom cupboard )

Title: Necessary Supplies
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4,300
Summary: In which James Potter is a menace, there is a problem with the plan, and a misunderstanding results in awkwardness and boyfumbling.
A/N: Written for kasche, and hpvalensmut 2008. Originally posted here. Thanks to midnitemaraud_r for making this not suck at the eleventh hour.

( Necessary Supplies )

Oh, hey! More Bandom fic.

Title: An Illustrated Guide
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~9,700
Disclaimer: Totally false. Stop googling yourselves!
Summary: In which Frank has had a ridiculous day, and Gerard would really like to get Frank alone and on a bed.
A/N: Hotel porn, set during the Summer of Like. Many thanks to stephanometra and wildestranger for looking this over. I'm not entirely sure where this came from. It's the dirtiest thing I've written in a long, long time, but I'm totally okay with that. I was due for something shamelessly filthy.

This is the sequel to Pictures of Me and You I never intended to write.

( an illustrated guide )

Yeah, um. I needed to step away from Harry Potter today, so I wrote Bandom fic.

Bandom.

Title: Pictures of Me and You
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: R
Words: ~2,300
Disclaimer: Stop googling yourselves!
Summary: In which Frank is tired, and Gerard is subtle like an anvil.
A/N: Obligatory bus porn, set during the Summer of Like. Many thanks to stephanometra, who looked this over at a really unreasonable hour.

For wildestranger. This was supposed to be comment!fic, but it spiraled wildly out of control.

( pictures of me and you )

Title: The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 3,000
Summary: In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
A/N: For sleeper6, and rs_small_gifts 2007. Thanks to both wook77 and midnitemaraud_r.

( the problem with eggnog, uncommon thoughts, and sharing a bed with sirius black )

Title: A Few Conversations, Which are Mostly Related to Christmas
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: PG
Words: ~ 4,900
Summary: In which there is cocoa, conversation, and more Christmas cheer than Crowley thinks is strictly necessary.
A/N: For prestissima and go_exchange 2007.

( a few conversations, which are mostly related to christmas )

Title: Things We Lost (and Found) in the War
Pairing: Severus/Minerva
Rating: NC-17
Words: 6,700
Summary: Two people, two wars, and a few of the things they learned along the way.
A/N: For cjmarlowe and smutty_claus 2007. Originally posted here.

( Things We Lost (and Found) in the War )

Title: Dirty Laundry, and the Airing Thereof
Pairing: James/Remus/Sirius (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: Threesomes, wanking, voyeurism, dirty talk, and boyfumbling.
Summary: In which we discover there are three sides to every story. Except for when there are four. Except for when there are five.
A/N: For midnitemaraud_r, and merry_smutmas 2007. Hugs and kisses to themostepotente and wook77, for everything.

( dirty laundry, and the airing thereof )

Title: 41 Random Facts About James Potter
Character: James
Rating: PG
Words: ~2,200
Summary: A few things James thinks you ought to know.
A/N: I realise 41 is an odd number, but that's precisely the number of things James was willing to talk about.

For snegurochka_lee, because her James and my James should get together for a cup of tea.

( 41 random facts about james potter )

Title: 25 Random Facts About Regulus Black
Character: Regulus
Rating: PG
Words: ~1,600
A/N: All apologies. I don't know where this came from, but it was high time I wrote something.

( 25 random facts about regulus black )

Title: The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black (the last of the family line remix)
Character: Regulus
Rating: R
Words: ~11,000
Summary: A story about decisions and consequences, and perhaps the meaning of honour.
A/N: This is a canon-compliant remix of The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, which was originally written after the release of HBP. Thanks to kenboy, stephanometra, and wook77. Particularly to Ken, for convincing me that a story about Regulus couldn't be too long.

( this story contains dh spoilers. it also contains regulus, and you can't go wrong with that )

Title: The Next 48 Hours
Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing: Hawkeye/Trapper
Rating: R
Words: ~7,500
Summary: A story about two guys just trying to make it through the next two days.
A/N: This story has been brought to you by gmth and peppery_lime, both of whom are made of awesome and win.

( the next 48 hours )

Title: Together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix)
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: R
Summary: Ginny decides Harry isn't going to get away that easily.
Notes: Written for remix_redux, this is an author's rendition of Together, by krabapple. Originally posted here. Thanks to yamapea and pixystick for the beta.

( together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix) )

Title: In the Shade of Sunlight
Pairing: Ron/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: ~2,600
Warnings: Angst. Abuse of parentheses. Ron is underage.
Summary: There wasn't a trial before, and why should this be any different?
A/N: This is mostly nimori's fault. This didn't go quite the way I expected, but it finally did go. Also, I'm tired of looking at it. Thanks to happiestwhen, who as per usual, weathered my whinging with quiet dignity and grace.

( in the shade of sunlight )