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in love with my own sins
(my best kept secrets and my biggest mistakes)
Created on 2003-05-31 23:11:26 (#1090202), last updated 2009-07-06
26,815 comments received, 14,753 comments posted, 145 Support Points
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Basic Info| Name: | white light, white heat, white trash |
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| Birthdate: | 1976-11-05 |
| Website: | my info, let me show you it! |
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xylodemon@livejournal.com Biowelcome to my corner of the handbasket.
i am black-haired, blue-eyed, and old enough to know better. i have one child, one cat, and one house, none of which i can afford. i used to be an overworked waitress; i am now an underpaid barista. i drink too much, and i probably smoke more than you. i wear second-hand clothes, i own twelve pairs of chucks, and i've been told my taste in music is somewhat dubious. i was supposed to be a rock star. i'd write the next great american novel, but i'm just too tired. i really, really like harry potter. i also like good omens, pirates of the caribbean, boondock saints, mash, and american gods. this journal is pretty much all fandom all the time, and i've been told its a fairly wild ride. those hoping to venture forth should prepare themselves for fanfiction, fic and art recommendations, and fannish waffle cleverly disguised as meta. also polls, navel-gazing, polls about navel-gazing, and the occasional and very random picspam. (full fannish disclosure) i've recently developed an interest in the orgasmic good time known as bandom. this may have something to do with patrick stump's mouth. or gabe saporta's thighs. or the fact that gerard way wants to save my life. i'm only a lurker as of yet, but one day i may break down and write that multiband au where they all work at denny's, and spencer smith is the snottiest waiter ever. i am one of the moderators at ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} serpentinelion. i am also an editor at hogwarts_today.sometimes i write plot. sometimes i write smut. either way, it usually ends in slash. usually. if you're looking for something in particular, try my masterlist. if you're simply bored, try my tags. my fanfiction is unlocked, and i do not anticipate a change on that score. if livejournal ever decides to suspend me, i've also got accounts at skyehawke and the archive. (full icon/mood theme disclosure) if once is not enough, you can also find me at insanejournal, greatestjournal, and journalfen.
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abusing the tags function, awkward sexual advances, bad demons gone good, badly punctuated blog entries, banging the doldrums, bats and fangs up, captaining the failboat, car crash hearts, cemetery drives, connor and murphy macmanus, deep fandom thoughts, die period slowly period, don't google yourself, drinking before noon, emo piñatas, filthy bitextual threesomes, flaming bentleys, frank iero, gabe saporta's basement, gerard way saves lives, going down swinging, gryffindors in bed together, hidden meanings in poptarts, in your pants, inappropriate genfic, james potter's rack, knuckle tattoos, lies about lies, loaded god complexes, lolintrospection, los angeles lakers, marching band uniforms, mikeyway's tiny little ass, mildly alarmed at the disco, mischief managed, mistaking sharpie for nail polish, mobile army surgical hospitals, my watercooler romance, neil gaiman, new jersey is for lovers, patrick stump's mouth, peacoats, pirates, random acts of veganism, really ugly hoodies, reincarnated gods at gas stations, sirius black's causal nudity, six degrees of wentz, special moments in broom cupboards, teal deer crossings, the bench mob, the boys in the band, the sheriff of emotown, twisted knickers, unapologetic apathy, vegetarian marshmallows, very special episodes, wall frottage between enemies, with no spine intact, your commitment to sparklemotion, your mom, zombie unicorns from outer space
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom
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