white light, white heat, white trash ([info]xylodemon) wrote,
@ 2008-02-21 18:21:00
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Entry tags:all fanfic, bandslash, frank/gerard, mcr fic, slash

FIC: Pictures of Me and You
Yeah, um. I needed to step away from Harry Potter today, so I wrote Bandom fic.

Bandom.

Title: Pictures of Me and You
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: R
Words: ~2,300
Disclaimer: Stop googling yourselves!
Summary: In which Frank is tired, and Gerard is subtle like an anvil.
A/N: Obligatory bus porn, set during the Summer of Like. Many thanks to [info]stephanometra, who looked this over at a really unreasonable hour.

For [info]wildestranger. This was supposed to be comment!fic, but it spiraled wildly out of control.

Pictures of Me and You


The keypad takes the code the third time Frank punches it in, which Frank declares bullshit. He had it right on his first two tries. He knows this, because the code's his fucking birthday, and he knows his fucking birthday, thank you, even in the dark. Even with smoke stinging his eyes. It's tattooed on his fucking hands, so. The keypad's just being a shit because it got hit with a Super Soaker this morning, and that wasn't Frank's fault. That was William. William Beckett and Gabe fucking Saporta, and maybe, maybe, Frank wrenches the door open a little too hard. A lot too hard. Hard enough that it fucking hurts when the door cracks against his elbow.

Bullshit.

Touring is great. Touring is awesome, and Frank really, really, honestly loves it, but. Sometimes, Frank wishes Warped wasn't such a shithole. Wasn't two guitars and a stage away from being a roadside carnival. Sometimes, he wants a beer that doesn't taste like parking lot dust, or a shower that doesn't involve a garden hose, or food that doesn't look like it was actually plastic and wax before catering slopped it on his plate.

Also, the bus fucking reeks.

"The bus fucking reeks," he says, because he's tired. Not regular tired, but the crazy, jittery kind of tired where everything is too sharp around the edges and he can't have a thought without expressing it.

Not that anyone is listening. His audience includes a pair of broken drumsticks, one really dirty shoe, a stack of guitar magazines, a hoodie that maybe belongs to Patrick Stump, and Gerard.

Gerard is the one paying the least amount of attention.

"Fuck."

"There's coffee," Gerard replies mildly. His hair looks like birds have been nesting in it.

"Coffee," Frank repeats, because he's also the kind of tired where parroting others is easier than having his own thoughts.

Gerard waves toward the kitchenette without looking up from his sketchbook.

Franks turns around, and yeah, there is coffee. Of course there's fucking coffee. It's almost midnight, and tomorrow's sound check is obscenely early, but that's never stopped Gerard. There's always fucking coffee. Frank thinks Gerard would have sex with the coffee maker, if the coffee maker would stop playing coy and tell Gerard how it likes it.

Of course, Frank didn't smell the coffee when he walked in. He still can't, because the bus fucking reeks.

"The bus fucking reeks."

Gerard shrugs. "It always has," he murmurs. Which, point. Frank honestly can't remember a time when the bus didn't fucking reek. To be fair, you'll have that when you've got five guys living in a metal tube, but. This is really, really bad. Worse than it's been in weeks. It's also different. A sharp, smoky odor is lurking under the usual suspects of sweat and ass and socks shoved between the couch cushions.

That's Ray, with the socks. Frank just can't prove it.

The stench is stronger in the kitchenette, and Frank finds the source just as he's pawing through the cabinets for a mug that's passably clean. It's waiting for him, right next to the coffee maker -- it being one of the green, yellow, and aqua polka-dotted bowls that, when Bob bought them at Target, Frank complained made him think of disco. The stuff inside is both dark orange and a disturbing shade of brown, and lumpy in a way that makes Frank think it was macaroni and cheese in a past life. A spoon is stuck in it, rising up from the center like a flagpole.

"Wentz," Gerard says, before Frank can ask.

Frank gives the bowl a poke. "Wentz?" And fuck, he's doing that repeating thing again. Also, the spoon doesn't even move. Frank now understands why Fall Out Boy survives off Pop Tarts and noodle cups. To Frank's knowledge, Pete's had nothing but Skittles for two fucking days. "Wentz cooked?"

"Mikey was hungry," Gerard says.

Frank's not touching that one. He's really not. He probably wouldn't anyway, but right now, he's too fucking tired. Right now, Gerard is all soft lines and worn out skeleton pajamas and fucked up hair, and Frank doesn't trust himself not to be a douche. When he last saw Mikey -- a good hour ago, maybe more -- he and Pete had been wearing matching t-shirts and not quite making out against the Academy bus. That's pretty much business as usual, but Frank's pretty sure Gerard doesn't want to hear about it. About Mikey's hands in Pete's back pockets, or Pete pressing his stupid, stupid donkey smile into Mikey's hair.

Instead, Frank says, "You want some?" and holds up the coffee pot like Gerard can see it with the back of his head.

"Always," Gerard replies, because apparently, he can. This only confirms Frank's suspicions about Gerard's torrid affair with the coffee maker, and for his own sanity, Frank does his best to put that aside. Way too fucking tired. The last thing he needs to think about is Gerard humping the coffee maker. Gerard humping anything. Frank really doesn't trust himself not to be a douche. An incredibly horny and pathetic douche.

"Yeah," Frank says, then, "we don't have anymore mugs," because they don't. Because all fourteen are in the sink. Most are fuzzy. One is so fuzzy Frank thinks it could declare itself an independent nation and get away with it.

Gerard waves this off with his pencil. "We can share."

Frank fills the mug too full -- so full that coffee slops over the sides when he walks -- and he pauses in front of the couch, taking a long sip before he ends up with coffee all over his last reasonably clean pair of jeans. Gerard watches him, all too-big eyes and a charcoal smudge across his cheek. He takes another sip and Gerard frowns. Frank tries to hold out, but Gerard resorts to grabby hands, and Frank sits, passing the mug over with a sigh. Gerard mumbles -- more to the coffee than to Frank -- and tucks his feet under Frank's leg.

"Early call tomorrow," Frank says, as Gerard passes the coffee back. It's almost empty, of course, but Frank sure as fuck isn't getting back up. "We should be asleep."

Gerard shrugs, one shoulder inching up in pursuit of his ear. "Yeah." He glances at the TV, where Dawn of the Dead is on mute, then squints at his sketchbook. "I can take it." He smiles, the quiet, lopsided smile that makes Frank want to kiss him. "Tomorrow's a hotel night, so."

"Yeah, because you sleep so much on hotel nights," Frank replies. Hotel nights mean a shower and a real bed and food that's actually edible, but they also mean porn marathons and Guitar Hero tournaments. And people stampeding down the halls. And Mikey banging on the door at whore o'clock in the morning, because he left his keycard somewhere ridiculous, like in Pete's pants. "You'll watch bad anime and pass out on top of a sketch of Wentz getting eaten by werewolves."

"Zombies," Gerard corrects, flashing his tiny, ridiculous teeth. "And I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep so fucking hard Worm'll have to carry me downstairs in the morning." He stretches his legs, which shoves his feet directly underneath Frank's ass. "I'm going to sleep, and you're going to do it with me," he adds, twirling his pencil between his fingers. "We're rooming together."

Frank frowns at the last of the coffee. "Are we?"

"Yes."

Frank's not touching that one, either. Because, yeah. Horny and pathetic douche. He knows what he wants to think, but he also knows that Ray snores like a fucking champion, and that currently, rooming with Mikey is just a free subscription to the Pete Wentz show. Gerard's only other option is Bob, and Frank's fairly certain that Bob is having sex with Stump.

Fairly certain. Bob doesn't kiss and tell, or some shit, and when he and Patrick disappear, they fucking disappear.

Gerard sighs and shifts his feet, curling his toes, which tickles, and Frank giggles, twisting around until Gerard's feet are somewhere safer. Like, not right up against Frank's fucking balls. Ignored, Dawn of the Dead continues. Gerard settles back into drawing, and the soft scratch-scratch-scratch of his pencil starts lulling Frank to sleep.

"What are you drawing?" he asks around a yawn.

"You," Gerard says simply. He looks at Frank, the kind of cross-eyed, lip-chewing look that says he's measuring the space between Frank's eyebrows or checking the shape of Frank's ears. Frank hates those looks, because he wants Gerard to do it with his mouth. "Us."

That's nothing unusual; Gerard is forever drawing people he knows. There are two finished sketches on the table -- one of Ray and Mikey napping on the couch, and one of Bob hunched over his kit. There both incredibly detailed -- scratches mar the side of Bob's floor tom, and Mikey's hand is curled loosely in the front of Ray's shirt.

"Can I see?" Frank asks.

Gerard barely hesitates. Barely. Then he bats his hair out of his eyes and tosses the sketchbook into Frank's lap.

Um.

"Um."

"I know," Gerard says, almost miserably. "Your nose is kind of. Fuck, I don't know, and that tattoo" -- he leans over and pinches at Frank's arm -- "I always have trouble with her. Something about her face."

"Yeah," Frank mumbles. Fuck, he can't stop looking. "Yeah, but." His tattoos. Gerard is worried about his tattoos. He's worried about Gerard's hands. Well, Gerard-in-the-picture's hands. "We, um. You know." The real Gerard has his hands tucked safely in his lap. His own lap. "We don't really do that."

"Oh," Gerard says, like Frank-in-the-picture's jeans aren't shoved down around his knees. Like Gerard's mouth isn't just south of the And. Like his fingers aren't digging into Frank's hips hard enough to bruise. "That's tomorrow."

"Tomorrow?" Frank asks, and fuck, he's doing that repeating thing again, but he's earned it this time. His brain's stuck in fucking neutral. "Tomorrow?"

"Hotel night." Gerard smiles -- the slow, sly smile he makes when he's alone with the coffee maker. "Or, you know. Now." He sits up, his lip caught between his teeth, and gives Frank's arm another pinch. "Now is good, too."

Gerard leans in a little, his eyes half-closed and his mouth parted just slightly, and yeah, now is good. Now is really, really good. Frank grabs the front of Gerard's pajamas and pulls, and Gerard slumps into him, tipping them over, and Frank's head smacks against the arm of the couch, which is totally, totally bullshit, but. Gerard is in his lap. Gerard's thigh is right up against his cock, and Gerard is kissing him, all wet lips and lewd, slick tongue.

Now is fucking fantastic.

"Fuck," Frank says, right into Gerard's mouth. Gerard's fucking mouth. "Yeah."

"I know," Gerard says, slipping one hand into Frank's hair. The other sneaks under Frank's shirt, his fingers warm and a little sweaty against Frank's skin. "I know."

They kiss again, hard and fast and really fucking messy, and Gerard shoves his hips down, pressing their cocks together. He gasps into Frank's mouth, and Frank can't breathe. He can't fucking breathe. He curls his tongue around Gerard's and bites at Gerard's lips, arches up as Gerard pushes down again and slides his hands over Gerard's back and sides. He can't stop touching. His fingers trip over worn flannel, and he hates Gerard's stupid, stupid pajamas, because he wants to be touching skin.

"Get these off," Frank says, giving Gerard's zipper a tug. "I want to see."

"Tomorrow." Gerard's voice is thick. Fucking hoarse. "We'll have a bed. And a door with a lock."

And yeah, Gerard has a point -- they're in the middle of the fucking lounge -- but Frank wants to get his hands on Gerard's thighs and his fingers around Gerard's cock. Gerard pulls back a bit, watching Frank's face as he rocks against Frank again, and Frank settles for palming Gerard's ass, urging him on, because he also wants Gerard closer, and the frantic rise and fall of his hips is filthy fucking hot.

"Hot." Frank twists up, and yeah, right there. Right there. "So fucking hot."

"You," Gerard says, and when he ducks back down he misses Frank's mouth by a mile. Also, the TV remote is jabbing Frank in the side, but. Gerard presses his face to Frank's neck, and then there's tongue and teeth over the scorpion and a soft kiss behind his ear. "You."

Gerard finds Frank's mouth again, moaning quietly as he licks his way inside, and suddenly it's fucking high school, all soft gasps and fumbling fingers and way too many goddamn clothes. Frank reaches down and between them, still hating Gerard's stupid, stupid pajamas as he rubs at Gerard's cock with the heel of his hand. Gerard just stops, completely fucking stops, his hips stuttering as he pulls Frank's hair and pants against Frank's jaw.

He slides down Frank's body slowly -- way too fucking slowly -- stopping when his face is level with Frank's cock. He runs his hand over it once. Twice. Presses his mouth against it hard and fast, and yeah, Frank is fucking done.

"Fuck."

"Yeah," Gerard says. His cheeks are red and his chin is resting on Frank's hip. "We should sleep. We have an early call tomorrow."

Frank shrugs. He wants a cigarette, but he really, really doesn't want to move. "Hotel night tomorrow."

"Yes," Gerard says, crawling up Frank's body for a kiss. "It is, and we're not sleeping at all."

end


This has a sequel: An Illustrated Guide [Frank/Gerard, NC-17].


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[info]wildestranger
2008-02-22 02:29 am UTC (link)
Oooooooooooooooooooooh!

Love this. Frank with his frustrations and his commentary on Pete and Mikey and Patrick and Bob, and Gerard having a torrid affair with the coffee machine. Most delightful. ;) *hugs*

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 06:36 pm UTC (link)
<33333333!

Thank you so much!

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[info]stephanometra
2008-02-22 04:03 am UTC (link)
WINNER, J. WINNER.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 06:36 pm UTC (link)
I STILL SAY THAT ICON IS GOING TO EAT ME OMG.

Thank you so much!

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[info]marumae
2008-02-22 07:43 am UTC (link)
"Coffee," Frank repeats, because he's also the kind of tired where parroting others is easier than having his own thoughts.

I LOVE this sentence because it's so true, we all know that kind of tired you know? :D Man this fic was awesome, just what I've been looking for, written so well-characterized excellently. I can actually see them doing all this, it's awesome.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 06:38 pm UTC (link)
I was quite possibly that kind of tired when I wrote this! :D

Thank you so much!

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[info]marksykins
2008-02-22 06:11 pm UTC (link)
RAPTURES ON COFFEE MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER.

Yeah, hi, I love you.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 06:42 pm UTC (link)
THE COFFEE MAKER IS BLACK AND HAS SLEEK BUTTONS. GERARD WOULD TOTALLY HIT THAT.

I love you too. A lot.

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[info]yan_tan_tether
2008-02-22 06:47 pm UTC (link)
This is fantastic! I love the way you write them.

Frank thinks Gerard would have sex with the coffee maker, if the coffee maker would stop playing coy and tell Gerard how it likes it.

So, so true. HEE!

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 06:42 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]scoradh
2008-02-22 06:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh Gerard, and his red herring hotel sleep plan. :DDDD I loved the setup of this, with the drawing and all. And the coffee maker. And Mikey/Pete.

he and Pete had been wearing matching t-shirts and not quite making out against the Academy bus.

That is so cute. And leaving his keys in Pete's pocket.

PS, is there a comm for this kind of thing? I've read all your recs already.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

Comms. Um. [info]damnyouwentz is made of win, and it takes fic for several different bands. [info]heartsintact and [info]dotcoms_refresh are bandom newsletters. The first is more recs, the second is more 'here is what bandom did today,' and both take several different bands.

[info]wildestranger's recs are here, but I stole most of them from her. Recently, I've just been hovering around del.icio.us' bandslash frontpage.

Edited at 2008-02-24 07:06 pm UTC

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[info]sori1773
2008-02-22 07:50 pm UTC (link)
Gerard would so have sex with the coffee maker! this is wonderful!

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 07:10 pm UTC (link)
He totally, totally would.

Thank you so much!

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[info]jezzabe
2008-02-22 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh, J this was AWESOME. SO GOOD.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 07:11 pm UTC (link)
YOU ARE AWESOME.

Thank you so much!

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[info]fleurdeliser
2008-02-23 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Oh, wow. There is so much to love about this. Gerard WOULD make indecent proposals through a drawing.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]turloughishere
2008-02-23 10:32 pm UTC (link)
Heeee! This was fun! And hot!! And of course Gerard's having a torrid affair with the coffee maker :-)

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-24 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]longtime_lurker
2008-02-23 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this is fabulous. Boooooys.

"Yeah, because you sleep so much on hotel nights," Frank replies. Hotel nights mean a shower and a real bed and food that's actually edible, but they also mean porn marathons and Guitar Hero tournaments. And people stampeding down the halls. And Mikey banging on the door at whore o'clock in the morning, because he left his keycard somewhere ridiculous, like in Pete's pants. "You'll watch bad anime and pass out on top of a sketch of Wentz getting eaten by werewolves."

Somehow that just encapsulates everything I love about this fandom. ♥

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-27 12:10 am UTC (link)
God. I'm totally in love with this fandom, and I've been here, like, four days. It's just too awesome to be real.

Thank you so much!

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[info]ethrosdemon
2008-02-24 02:53 am UTC (link)
Hello, no, where is the hotel part?

This is so full of hilarity. God, Frank is a work of glory here. Brilliant. I love your style. Very clever and witty.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-27 12:13 am UTC (link)
I told myself I wasn't going to write the hotel part, but apparently, I'm a liar. I am such a liar that I am, in fact, writing it right now.

Thank you so much!

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[info]ferardx4ever
2008-02-24 09:03 pm UTC (link)
i love this, and your style. and its really funny as well!

and i wish youd write about hotel night dammit! x3

-Lauren x

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:05 pm UTC (link)
I'm kind of plunking through a rough draft about hotel night right now. I'm not sure I like it, but we'll see what happens.

Thank you so much!

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[info]loki_girl
2008-02-24 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Frank thinks Gerard would have sex with the coffee maker, if the coffee maker would stop playing coy and tell Gerard how it likes it. That is one of the best lines ever! I loved this!

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]annie_bean
2008-02-24 10:19 pm UTC (link)
Wonderful!
This was so fuuny, and made me laugh several times, and very nice amount of sex, I can only imagine what tomorrow night in the hotel will be like :D

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]xdarkk_lustx
2008-02-24 10:26 pm UTC (link)
this made me laugh xD. haha...Mikey and Pete comments. lol =]
you should continueeeeeee.........yes u should. :)

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]xsilent_scornx
2008-02-24 10:35 pm UTC (link)
i absolutely *adored* this.
you can really feel franks exhaustion, and his train of thought is so realistic. perfectly executed :D

sequel, perhaps?

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm working on something that might be a sequel right now, but I'm not sure if I like it, yet.

Thank you so much!

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[info]blueautopsy
2008-02-24 10:40 pm UTC (link)
oooh that was very nice ;)
are we gonna get to see what
happens on hotel night??
pleeeaaassseeeee :DD
xxx

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]hellsmyhome
2008-02-24 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Gerard replies mildly. His hair looks like birds have been nesting in it.
LMAO

Oh how I long for hotel night, this was just brilliant, so funny and hot . LOVED IT xxx

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:37 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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(Anonymous)
2008-02-24 10:51 pm UTC (link)
This is just awesome. I can relate to Frank's level of tired because that's the place I'm at right now but this is amazing....coy coffee machines! Well done.

bibby x

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]silentdreams66
2008-02-24 11:38 pm UTC (link)
I love this. So much that I can not leave an intelligent comment.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]drown_thecity
2008-02-25 01:17 am UTC (link)
This is actually amazing. Your style of writing is exactly the sort of thing I've been after. Sharp, clever, funny, wonderful, really.

I'm mem'ing this, definitely.

Loved it.x

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]wilted_petals18
2008-02-25 02:05 am UTC (link)
ohh wow. that end was hot as fuck and the rest was just plain awesome.
i say we hear what goes on at the hotel but that's just my opinion.

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Hotel night my be coming, depending on how this rough draft turns out. :D

Thank you so much!

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[info]cursed_bouquet
2008-02-25 06:58 am UTC (link)
I can't even think of enough adjectives for JESUS FUCKING AWESOME DUDE! to explain just how much I loved this story =]

Everything was perfect (petexmikey=<3) and Gee's affair with the coffeepot was insanely brilliant!

My favorite line --> 'One is so fuzzy Frank thinks it could declare itself an independent nation and get away with it'

Never laughed so much in my life =]

xx

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Thank you so much!

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[info]blackeyedwicca
2008-02-25 08:07 am UTC (link)
Yeah, so, you know, dude, I'm like, in love with this... so you think I could like, get your permission to marry it?

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[info]xylodemon
2008-02-28 10:47 pm UTC (link)
♥♥♥

Thank you so much!

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