white light, white heat, white trash (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} xylodemon) wrote,@ 2005-04-03 19:09:00 |
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Enough about me. What do you think of me?
Flist testimonials, because you lot are love.
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darkasphodel: Julie is clingy like the dryer sheet that winds up stuck to the stockings and doesn't come off without many many sparks and statickiness, which is really pretty fucking funny considering dryer sheets are supposed to get rid of the static cling. <3 Right, so, for real this time. Julie is my friend. First person I ping when I get online, first person I try to call on my way home from work. She lets me whine like a little girl and then lets me pretend I didn't just do it. I 7hearts; her. In a manly sort of way.
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figliaperduta: Guaranteed to corrupt anyone and anything. Prerequisite of ability to move and/or breathe not applicable.
Starred review
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shaychana: beware julie's cock of dh00m -- it's out to get you. whereupon it will force you to partake in moresome necro.
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noticeably: Julie obviously has issues accepting the fact that Fawkes/Dumbledore is an OTP. However, she makes up for this with insanity, crackfic, and...insanity, basically. She is hot. Way hot. As in, hotter than anybody else. In conclusion, Julie is hot and insane.
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caretta: Julie is the Queen of Crackfic. No, really. And, well, if she isn't, I know that she can always tell me who the Queen of Crackfic is. Crackfic may seem like a good thing, but it's not the kind of crack that kills you. This crack is long and painful.
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petulantgod: xylodemon makes my trousers tight and uncomfortable, but I like her nonetheless.
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happiestwhen: J is on crack most of the time but it makes for some really interesting and inspired writing. Beware though, she will persuade you ship to James/Betsy, Harry/Unassuming Portraits, Remus/Books, etc. etc., if you're not careful. On the plus side, she supplies fandom with awesome recs and is funny and generally cool. ♥ !
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girlsigh: Julie is like herpes. Well, if herpes wore fishnet and had a cat named Mephistopheles. She like pirates and uses the cheerleader emoticon and she hates lima beans. These things worry me. Julie should never be left alone with a gas pump jockey or in a public restroom, either. She enjoys frotting dead things, long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and getting drunk in the rain! Also, the rumours are all true. I stole her het and she loved every minute of it. :>
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thecoldacre: xylodemon is the madness within Livejournal's pants.
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calixta9: xylodemon makes me happy in my pants. And no, not in that pervo way, although, I guess it *could* be the pervo way but I'm all skeered of the pervo way. Meanwhile, she is a good and generous goddess of recs and crack!fic. All hail teh Julieness.
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crackling: xylodemon showed me the scary side of fandom and my pants haven't been the same since. Also? She's so cool, her crack!pairings become your OTP.
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scarah2: A++ would read again.
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joelie: joelie would stop being a gay man and become straight for xylodemon.
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mystery_skies: xylodemon + any of her fics = My OTP.
Julie is my Power Animal.
Slide.
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jennuine: I am not particularly well-versed on this species that you call xylodemon but I am under the impression that she is all about teh secks and crack, maybe even both simultaneously, so that cant be a bad thing at all. Will study this creature further.
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tarie: J is a force to be reckoned with and foxier than Fox Force Five. Armed only with with black lipstick and fishnets, she has a solution and crackfic for any problem, no matter how great or small or wanky. *****
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modernmouse: Four out of five modernmouse's agree that xylodemon does not, despite popular rumor, give you cavities.
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anise_anise: I like her wet. And dripping. And rolled in oats.
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tipgardner: xylodemon will fuck your shit up. And you will beg her for more. She is the stuff that you get when you think you are transmutating lead into gold. She is on top of the world, under a rock and someone you would never bring home to mumsy. She puts the crack in crack!fic and the nec in necro. She will make you hate James Potter whilst you pant to read more about him. She will make you eat out your own heart, mid-wank, whilst choking on her crack!fic. She is the space between. She has fishnets, stars and mozart. Do not fuck with her. She is a goddess among LJers, a star among planets and an empress among rulers. She gives you what you want, whether or not you realise it.
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tanizard: J is my mad lemming mistress. I spend my spare time hiding out in her knickers, not drinking the tea.
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stephanometra: I want to be just like xylodemon when I grow up: foul-mouthed, irreverent, hard-drinking and utterly deviant. She's like a slash-writing Mary Poppins or some shit. Practically Perverted in Every Way. She makes me laugh, she makes me cry, and she was my first fandom friend.
AVE JULIE IMPERATRIX
:D
Flist testimonials, because you lot are love.
^..^
darkasphodel: ^..^
figliaperduta: Guaranteed to corrupt anyone and anything. Prerequisite of ability to move and/or breathe not applicable.Starred review
^..^
shaychana: beware julie's cock of dh00m -- it's out to get you. whereupon it will force you to partake in moresome necro. ^..^
noticeably: Julie obviously has issues accepting the fact that Fawkes/Dumbledore is an OTP. However, she makes up for this with insanity, crackfic, and...insanity, basically. She is hot. Way hot. As in, hotter than anybody else. In conclusion, Julie is hot ^..^
caretta: Julie is the Queen of Crackfic. No, really. And, well, if she isn't, I know that she can always tell me who the Queen of Crackfic is. Crackfic may seem like a good thing, but it's not the kind of crack that kills you. This crack is long and painful.^..^
petulantgod: xylodemon makes my trousers tight and uncomfortable, but I like her nonetheless. ^..^
happiestwhen: J is on crack most of the time but it makes for some really interesting and inspired writing. Beware though, she will persuade you ship to James/Betsy, Harry/Unassuming Portraits, Remus/Books, etc. etc., if you're not careful. On the plus side, she supplies fandom with awesome recs and is funny and generally cool. ♥ !^..^
girlsigh: Julie is like herpes. Well, if herpes wore fishnet and had a cat named Mephistopheles. She like pirates and uses the cheerleader emoticon and she hates lima beans. These things worry me. Julie should never be left alone with a gas pump jockey or in a public restroom, either. She enjoys frotting dead things, long walks on the beach, pina coladas, and getting drunk in the rain! Also, the rumours are all true. I stole her het and she loved every minute of it. :> ^..^
thecoldacre: xylodemon is the madness within Livejournal's pants. ^..^
calixta9: xylodemon makes me happy in my pants. And no, not in that pervo way, although, I guess it *could* be the pervo way but I'm all skeered of the pervo way. Meanwhile, she is a good and generous goddess of recs and crack!fic. All hail teh Julieness. ^..^
crackling: xylodemon showed me the scary side of fandom and my pants haven't been the same since. Also? She's so cool, her crack!pairings become your OTP. ^..^
scarah2: A++ would read again.^..^
joelie: joelie would stop being a gay man and become straight for xylodemon.^..^
mystery_skies: xylodemon + any of her fics = My OTP.Julie is my Power Animal.
Slide.
^..^
jennuine: I am not particularly well-versed on this species that you call xylodemon but I am under the impression that she is all about teh secks and crack, maybe even both simultaneously, so that cant be a bad thing at all. Will study this creature further.^..^
tarie: J is a force to be reckoned with and foxier than Fox Force Five. Armed only with with black lipstick and fishnets, she has a solution and crackfic for any problem, no matter how great or small or wanky. *****^..^
modernmouse: Four out of five modernmouse's agree that xylodemon does not, despite popular rumor, give you cavities. ^..^
anise_anise: I like her wet. And dripping. And rolled in oats. ^..^
tipgardner: xylodemon will fuck your shit up. And you will beg her for more. She is the stuff that you get when you think you are transmutating lead into gold. She is on top of the world, under a rock and someone you would never bring home to mumsy. She puts the crack in crack!fic and the nec in necro. She will make you hate James Potter whilst you pant to read more about him. She will make you eat out your own heart, mid-wank, whilst choking on her crack!fic. She is the space between. She has fishnets, stars and mozart. Do not fuck with her. She is a goddess among LJers, a star among planets and an empress among rulers. She gives you what you want, whether or not you realise it.^..^
tanizard: J is my mad lemming mistress. I spend my spare time hiding out in her knickers, not drinking the tea.^..^
stephanometra: I want to be just like xylodemon when I grow up: foul-mouthed, irreverent, hard-drinking and utterly deviant. She's like a slash-writing Mary Poppins or some shit. Practically Perverted in Every Way. She makes me laugh, she makes me cry, and she was my first fandom friend.AVE JULIE IMPERATRIX
:D
